Friday, December 18, 2009

The Paymaster

We’ve been talking about labels for the last few days (well, I’ve been talking about labels seeing that you have shied away from giving your views) The Fallback Girl and the Un-available Man were the two labels that we one-sidedly discussed.

The label I’m sharing today I must admit has had me cracking up since the first time I heard it last week. It is none other than…get ready for it…The Paymaster!!!

The Paymaster as I have come to understand it from a girls’ perspective, is that one ‘Chairman’, the guy that takes care of all your needs and gives you a steady and unlimited supply of cash whenever you need it (and when you don’t).

The girl may reciprocate The Paymaster’s ‘kindness’ by providing sexual favors or err…um…whatever kind of ‘other’ favors that he may require which may sometimes exceed the conventional sexual boundaries…(use your imagination dammit!!!). On very rare occasions, The Paymaster just requires the companionship of a warm blooded young female, and nothing else.

Conversely, there is also the existence of The Paymistress, who plays the same role to tons of young, pretty guys here in Nigeria. Interestingly, some of the beneficiaries of The Paymistress as I’ve heard include certain popular Nollywood actors, Lagos ‘Big Boys’ and even some of our very own beloved music Superstars!!

So there you have it, my revelation of three very important labels which I just got acquainted with recently (…and don’t you mistake that for naivety!!).

I really, really want to hear what you have to say about these labels. I know you have a lot of interesting opinions or experiences to share about them, which I and I’m sure other (anonymous) readers would love to hear.

Your comments are always welcome.


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