My Conversation with Kim Kardashian

Yeah so I spoke to one of the sexiest women on planet UNIVERSE!!! And our conversation went thus…

(phone ringing, Kim picks up)

KK: (angrily) I SAID I DIDN’T GET ANY BUM IMPLANTS!!!

Tariere: Hello! Hello Kim…

KK: Stop calling me all you jealous psycho Reporters!!

Tariere: Kim, Hey Kim…

KK: I said STOP….

Tariere: Kim, Kim…

KK: CAL…

Tariere: Kim, I can’t hear you, you’re CRACKING UP…but if you can hear me…

KK: GET OFF MY ASS!!

Kim slams phone down.


CRACK IS WACK!!!

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