"When is it okay to fart in a relationship?"
This question was thrown at me by a fine African-American brother, over champagne and small chops right here in Lagos.
My indifferent shrug and attitude toward his question which seemed to weigh heavily on his mind, was curious to him...so he probed further..
"What would YOU do if you were in a relationship with someone and they be farting?"
At that point I could hold it no longer...
"I've farted in relationships and been farted at..so maybe I'm not the right person to be asking"
His reaction was priceless!!
"So what happened after the Fart?"
I shrugged again, "Nothing...life goes on as normal"
Now, my friend was even more confused!!
LOL...so I decided to throw my dear friend's questions out here at you guys...
When is it okay to fart in a Relationship?
What is the post-Fart life in a Relationship like?
I warned you this post smelled like FART...hehehe
MOVING ON
13 years ago
I never really thought about it. It just happens and life does indeed go on.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! In my last relationship (of blessed memory LoL) we farted...it was funny...we laughed or dissed each other and that was it...it comes with getting comfy :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, its ok when u're comfortable with each other. The first time i farted in front of my fiance, he *high fived* me. Hehehehe
ReplyDeletelmaooo at boogie. I echo what everyone else has said, there comes a time of comfort in a real relationship...then its ok to let loose lol
ReplyDeleteI think I will fart the next time we are together,and see how she will react.*evil grin*
ReplyDeleteLmao @ Boogie!!
ReplyDeleteYeah I agree with you too Miss Natural, and everyone else
Mike that's just soooo mean...LOL
LOL! well all i will say is i know a *certain lady* who got DUMPED because she could not hold her butt cheeks together!
ReplyDeleteFarting isnt even the problem...SHITTING IS! In Uni whenever my friend's bf came for the weekend....chick would totally destroy MY TOILET instead of hers.....SHE COULDNT BARE TO SHIT IN FRONT OF HIM! Buhahaah!!!
check this out...one of my friends MUM...IN HER WHOLE 20 SUMMIN YEARS OF MARRIAGE....HAS NEVER *SHAT/SHITTED* WHILE HER HUBBY IS AT HOME!
p.s:-xoxo